What you missed while observing your sea monkeys ...
ā€¢ NHL: Senators, give in to the Dark Side you knobs. Ducks take 2-0 lead.
ā€¢ NBA: No team with baby-blue uniforms will ever win an NBA title ... not on our watch. Spurs oust Jazz, 109-84.
ā€¢ MLB: Randy Johnson ā€” totally wearing 49ers colors these days ā€” makes short work of Phillies.