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Alexander Ovechkin Is Here To Do Two Things: Play Hockey And Sex Your Women

And hockey season is over. Russia Today gets to the bottom Alex Ovechkin's life, complete with helpful on-screen guides. Revelations: He's ugly, sadness makes him cry, and sex is good. You're welcome. [Puck Duddy]


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