This is Charles Ramsey, Cleveland resident and the man who dialed 911 after coming to the aid of Amanda Berry, a woman who had been abducted and held hostage by three brothers for over 10 years. Charles Ramsey is awesome. Listen as he describes the situation. Pay no attention to what appears to be Pitbull's cousin standing next to him...
I heard screaming. I'm eating my McDonald's. I come outside. I see this girl goin' NUTS.
It's important that you know he was eating McDonald's at the time.
I'm callin' 911 for Amanda Berry? I thought this girl was dead, you know what I mean?... And the detective, uh (fished for business card), Cook! Detective Cook says, Charles, you know who you rescued? (police siren screams, scaring Ramsey half to death)
Berry, by the way, wasn't the only one who had been held hostage.
That girl Amanda told the police, "I ain't just the only one. It's some more girls up in that house."
Indeed, two more women, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight, were also freed. Thanks to Ramsey's bravery, or as he describes it...
My neighbor: "You got some big testicles to pull this off, bro..."
Why? Because Ramsey KNEW the abductors as neighbors.
I barbecued with this dude! We eat RIBS and what not, and listen to salsa music!... There's nothin' exciting about him, until TODAY. Hehehe."
And how did Ramsey react to this remarkable turn of events?
I knew somethin' was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms. Somethin' is WRONG here. Dead giveaway! Deaaaddddd giveaway. Deaaaaadddddddddddddd giveaway. She's got problems. That's the only reason she's running to a black man!
And now you know what'll be happening with Autotune this afternoon. You can also listen to Ramsey's 911 call to police. And yes, he does mention McDonald's again...
Hey, check this out: I just came from McDonald's, right? And I'm on my porch eatin' my little food, right? This broad is trying to break out the fuckin' house next door!... She said her name was Linda Berry or some shit. I don't who the fuck that is. I just rolled up here!
Just rollin' up and saving the day. Do not mess with Charles Ramsey when he's trying to get his Mickey D's on.