Well, we're sorry to say, for all those who have become tired of our ramblings over here, that we will remain editor of Deadspin; with just one weekend gone in the tournament, none of the 3,472 entries in our bracket contest has nailed every game. Alas; our offer will stand for next year as well.
Don't feel bad: Not a single person in all of ESPN's bracket game nailed 'em all either. In our bracket, the leaders are "Insert Witty Name Here" by E. Winograd and "Le 1" by T. Le. The former has Memphis over North Carolina in the final; the latter has UCLA over Kansas.
As for us, we're in the 60.6th percentile ... and deeply regretting that "Duke in the national championship game" choice. Whoops.