American Soccer Fans Are The Saddest Soccer Fans
Since we've done this to other fanbases that suffered heartbreak, we figured it was only fair to offer up a collection of photographs of American fans looking dejected after watching Portugal tie up yesterday's game in the 94th minute (94th minute! Motherfucker!) of yesterday's game. Think of it as cathartic, or something.
First, there was the joy of watching what was going to be the greatest victory in U.S. soccer history. We were all like:
But then, we were all like:
Sad Wonder Woman and Sad Lonely Girl Wrapped In Her American Flag are our generation's answer to John Kennedy Jr. saluting at his father's funeral.
All photos via AP and Getty
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