And Now A Cavalcade Of Dick Puns Related To A Singapore Water Polo Team's Swimsuits

The story: A water polo team were given a dressing down on Thursday for wearing trunks with an ‘inappropriate' likeness of their state flag. Oh it's so lovely to see this ball propped so high on this tee...

Alternate headlines for this story could be:

* Singapore Slings

* Benihana Hammocks

* Chi-Strings

You see where this is headed.

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