And now, two incredible bullet points from Peter King's latest column:

c. Saw 12 Years a Slave. Then I cried for 12 years.

d. Tremendous movie. Riveting, painful, memorable. I haven't seen all the Best Picture nominees, but it will take an epic film to beat that one in the Oscars for me.

Why are those two separate bullet points? Also, about that first one, what the hell?