Andrew Luck Doing Weird Things With His Mouth, In Extreme Slow Motion

PublishedSeptember 16, 2014

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We've pointed out here before that Andrew Luck is gross , but the Colts quarterback just keeps giving us reasons to make videos that will ruin your lunch.

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Here's an especially good moment from last night. Enjoy a wet, hairy Andrew Luck's air cunnilingus. [ESPN]

This is a Deadspin Video, in which strange sports moments are slowed down to ridiculous speeds and matched with indie music. This video features "Mr. Spaceman" by Rose Melberg. See previous episodes here.

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