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Andy Murray Maimed (And Probably Killed) A Butterfly

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Oh, you thought Andy Murray was just a cool down-to-Earth Scottish bloke who liked to swing his tennis racket in peace? You thought he wouldn’t commit lepidoptericide on the court? Wrong, he’s a monster.

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Look at that poor fucker hop.

After this desecration, a ballboy carried the broken husk that was once a beautiful creature off the court. The announcers later noted that the butterfly “was released outside the stadium.” What they meant to say is that it’s dead, the butterfly’s dead.

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