This voicemail recording comes to us from a reader who got himself involved in some drama at a recreational softball game. According to our tipster, he received this voicemail from a teammate after asking said teammate to move from third base to outfield after committing a bunch of errors.

This is my best shot at transcribing the tirade:

Hey you fucking retard! I saw you miss a few fucking grounders yourself! So why don’t you relegate your own [unintelligible] ass to the outfield, you [unintelligible] PIECE. OF FUCKING. SHIT.

[Unintelligible] and you bring the whole fucking team down. It is an embarrassment being on a fucking team with you, you dumb-ass, son of a fucking bitch! If I see [unintelligible] I will fucking rape you to death!

Well, that was uncomfortable.