Angry Softball Man Leaves Insane Voicemail After Being Moved To Outfield
This voicemail recording comes to us from a reader who got himself involved in some drama at a recreational softball game. According to our tipster, he received this voicemail from a teammate after asking said teammate to move from third base to outfield after committing a bunch of errors.
This is my best shot at transcribing the tirade:
Hey you fucking retard! I saw you miss a few fucking grounders yourself! So why don’t you relegate your own [unintelligible] ass to the outfield, you [unintelligible] PIECE. OF FUCKING. SHIT.
[Unintelligible] and you bring the whole fucking team down. It is an embarrassment being on a fucking team with you, you dumb-ass, son of a fucking bitch! If I see [unintelligible] I will fucking rape you to death!
Well, that was uncomfortable.


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