Another Unfortunate High Five-Related Injury

Being a white guy isn't easy, my friends. We can't dance, there's nothing but Coldplay on our iPods, and when we try to high-five during sporting events, there are often tragic results. Witness these Cowboy fans on Monday night, trying to celebrate following a routine pass completion in the second quarter. When one attempts a high-ten and the other a high-five, miscommunication, and then hilarity, results; had this play been a touchdown, that guy on the right might be dead. The great thing is that a video of this was on YouTube before the game was even over, complete with soundtrack and slow motion instant replay. See it following the jump.

Of course the other fantastic white guy moment on Monday night came during Felix Jones' kickoff return for a touchdown, in which Cowboys' coach Wade Phillips tried to run with him down the sideline. As one reader put it, it was a little like watching a sumo marathon. Anyone have that video? This Is Why YouTube Rules And White Guys Don't [Orland Kurtenblog]