Antonio Cromartie's Penis Is Unstoppable
Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie has fathered 10 children, so it made plenty of sense when he decided to get a vasectomy, because 10 children is plenty of children. Today, we learned that not even a procedure that leaves most couples with a less than 1-percent chance of getting pregnant can stop the raw, life-giving power of Cromartie’s junk.
Cromartie’s wife, Terricka, is expecting twins. The couple announced the news to , and explained that they were just as shocked as everyone else is. Antonio and Terricka appear to be taking the news in stride:
Antonio, 31, was just as shocked. “Originally, he was like, ‘Oh, s—t! Are you serious? How did this happen?’” Terricka recalls. “It was shocking news for the both of us. It took me a while to process it, but Antonio stood firm and was saying, ‘It’s God’s will.’ And he’s been excited the whole time.”
Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for repopulation purposes.
[ Us Weekly]
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