Argentine Soccer Team Puts Keepers Through Batshit Insane Training Regimen

Sportivo Dock Sud, a team in Argentina’s fourth division, really want their goalkeepers to be prepared for anything. That must be why the team’s keeper coach runs his charges through the wildest training gauntlet imaginable:

If Dock Sud’s practices prove too difficult, I’m sure the keepers could transition to a less taxing routine by joining the Marines.

h/t Bleacher Report