Houston Texans running back Arian Foster rode a mechanical bull for a Subway-promotion-cum-charity-thing on Thursday. Jared looked on, with some other dude, and perhaps no one else.

We are mystified that this is the way locked-out NFL athletes stay in shape. Nonetheless, there are few men who scream "Adonis" in the way that Jared does.


Anyway, you can donate $10 to the West Alabama Food Bank by texting "FOOD" to 27722. Subway will match that donation. We've been promised that Andre Smith will only eat half of what you donate.