when i first started as an intern at gizmodo no one at any of the other websites spoke to me for 6 months and that’s what i’m going to do to you now

give it to mack

this pokemon’s got a weird dick, 8.9 pikachus

Honestly, as far as I can remember, I don’t think I actually cared that much?

whatever

even libby admits it was bad!!!!

please respect the office

thank you i agree

this one is good imo https://www.theonion.com/hurricane-ashley-expected-to-strike-several-bars-this-c-1819595651

actually, the review is good

heather ilu

this is a first amendment violation and i WILL have you fired

i will destroy splinter news if it’s the last thing i do

would love to get the splinter news slack transcripts, please contact me ashley.feinberg@huffpost.com

Looking forward to Splinter News’ imminent correction: http://gawker.com/a-blog-post-by-me-ashley-feinberg-1783973589

getting hit by cassini sounds nice

dog hello

actually it’s spelled “Barron”