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I showed my kid the Charlie Brown Christmas special the other day and she was depressed for the rest of the week.…
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his…
Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love…
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his…
I broke a mirror yesterday. But it wasn't my fault, because the mirror was inside a frame and my wife neglected to…
For 14 years, I ate only poultry and fish. Last year, I started eating beef and pork again. So what's it like to…
Apropos of nothing, can I unsubscribe to Taylor Swift? Is that possible? I'd really like it to be possible.
Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love…
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his…
Hey, before we get to the letters, BRAD CHILDRESS WAS FIRED YESTERDAY! WOOHOO FUCK YEAH! SO LONG, CUNTGROPER! We're…
Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love…
Reader Brian Mendonca sent us this photo of AT&T Park in San Francisco last night. "AT&T Park lit up like a…
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his…
Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love…
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his…
I watched the The Walking Dead premiere yesterday (it was unreal) and then spent the rest of the night wondering if…
There's an election coming up tomorrow, and I haven't paid any attention to it because, at this point, whatever…