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Drew Magary
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I showed my kid the Charlie Brown Christmas special the other day and she was depressed for the rest of the week.…
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I broke a mirror yesterday. But it wasn't my fault, because the mirror was inside a frame and my wife neglected to…
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For 14 years, I ate only poultry and fish. Last year, I started eating beef and pork again. So what's it like to…
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Apropos of nothing, can I unsubscribe to Taylor Swift? Is that possible? I'd really like it to be possible.
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Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love…
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Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his…
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Hey, before we get to the letters, BRAD CHILDRESS WAS FIRED YESTERDAY! WOOHOO FUCK YEAH! SO LONG, CUNTGROPER! We're…
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Reader Brian Mendonca sent us this photo of AT&T Park in San Francisco last night. "AT&T Park lit up like a…
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I watched the The Walking Dead premiere yesterday (it was unreal) and then spent the rest of the night wondering if…
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There's an election coming up tomorrow, and I haven't paid any attention to it because, at this point, whatever…
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