Drew Magary

12/10/10

Cockblocked By Skidmarks!

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

12/10/10

Fuck You, Charlie Brown

I showed my kid the Charlie Brown Christmas special the other day and she was depressed for the rest of the week.…

12/9/10

You Are A Moron For Going To Every Super Bowl

Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his…

12/7/10

What It Really Means To Be Pussywhipped

Your letters:

12/3/10

Do NOT Put Aqua Velva On Your Genitals

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

12/2/10

Vincent Jackson Is A Piece Of Shit

Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his…

11/30/10

Can You Jack It In All 50 States? TAKE THE FUNBAG CHALLENGE!

I broke a mirror yesterday. But it wasn't my fault, because the mirror was inside a frame and my wife neglected to…

11/29/10

At Long Last, My Reunion With Red Meat

For 14 years, I ate only poultry and fish. Last year, I started eating beef and pork again. So what's it like to…

11/29/10

The Hater’s Guide To Taylor Swift

Apropos of nothing, can I unsubscribe to Taylor Swift? Is that possible? I'd really like it to be possible.

11/26/10

My Asian Roommate Stole My Handjob!

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

11/25/10

Happy Thanksgiving, You Turkey-Banging Assholes!

Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his…

11/23/10

“Help! I Keep Dreaming About Banging My Mom!”

Hey, before we get to the letters, BRAD CHILDRESS WAS FIRED YESTERDAY! WOOHOO FUCK YEAH! SO LONG, CUNTGROPER! We're…

11/19/10

“My Pussy Is Like Steel!” And Other Things You Hear During Sex

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

11/19/10

Why The Fuck Are Your Stadium Lights On?

Reader Brian Mendonca sent us this photo of AT&T Park in San Francisco last night. "AT&T Park lit up like a…

11/18/10

Michael Vick Will Bring Out The Smug Asshole In America

Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his…

11/16/10

The Poop Mugshot Will Make You Happy

Nice to be back. Your letters:

11/5/10

Cockblocked By A Salad-Tossing Cow!

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

11/4/10

The 10 Worst Long-Tenured Head Coaches Of The Past 20 Years

Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his…

11/2/10

My Girlfriend Became A Pro Cheerleader And Dumped Me In Wartime For The Team Mascot

I watched the The Walking Dead premiere yesterday (it was unreal) and then spent the rest of the night wondering if…

11/1/10

If You’re Not Rich In America, You Are Fucked

There's an election coming up tomorrow, and I haven't paid any attention to it because, at this point, whatever…

Drew Magary's posts

Cockblocked By Skidmarks!

Fuck You, Charlie Brown

You Are A Moron For Going To Every Super Bowl

What It Really Means To Be Pussywhipped

Do NOT Put Aqua Velva On Your Genitals

Vincent Jackson Is A Piece Of Shit

Can You Jack It In All 50 States? TAKE THE FUNBAG CHALLENGE!

At Long Last, My Reunion With Red Meat

The Hater’s Guide To Taylor Swift

My Asian Roommate Stole My Handjob!

Happy Thanksgiving, You Turkey-Banging Assholes!

“Help! I Keep Dreaming About Banging My Mom!”

“My Pussy Is Like Steel!” And Other Things You Hear During Sex

Why The Fuck Are Your Stadium Lights On?

Michael Vick Will Bring Out The Smug Asshole In America

The Poop Mugshot Will Make You Happy

Cockblocked By A Salad-Tossing Cow!

The 10 Worst Long-Tenured Head Coaches Of The Past 20 Years

My Girlfriend Became A Pro Cheerleader And Dumped Me In Wartime For The Team Mascot

If You’re Not Rich In America, You Are Fucked