Jon Helmkamp's posts

Shockingly, the Cleveland Browns aren’t Brownsing things up right now. Signing veteran edge rusher (and I use that…

Los Angeles Rams star defensive tackle Aaron Donald is facing assault charges stemming from an incident last weekend…

Generally speaking, when an All-Pro player is healthy, they’re employed in today’s NFL. For whatever reason, that…

In baseball, more than any other sport, we seem to be gifted with a player who bursts onto the scene seemingly out…

By now, we all know that the LSU football team in 2019 was absurdly good, right? It was arguably the best college…

Update (5:48 p.m. Eastern): So, like, I saw this going differently in my head. Which is fine, it’s fine. Edelman…

Looking through the list of Masters winners, there are a lot of American Flags. It wasn’t until 1961, 27 years after…

Rougned Odor is now a New York Yankee, and therefore has to abide by their idiotic no-beard policy, which makes…

Remember that one time I wrote about Les Miles being a creepy S.O.B during his time as head football coach at LSU?…

10-4 good buddy, there’s a papa bear on the prowl, watch your six. Over.

Former NFL defensive back Phillip Adams shot and killed five people in South Carolina on Wednesday afternoon, and…

Tiger Woods was involved in a car crash in February, and according to Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva,…

LSU has been churning out wide receiver talent over the last couple seasons, none more notably than last year’s…

With the Houston Astros now wearing the crown as the most hated team in professional sports — as indicated by the cho…

I find myself often being perplexed by the way some things are happening. Currently, one of those situations is the…

I know we all want to get back to normal, but Texas’ “fuck it all, we’re completely open” approach seems a…

Can anyone dethrone the Twins? What will the White Sox look like with septuagenarian Tony La Russa returning to…

Can the Rays repeat as division champs without starters Charlie Morton and Blake Snell? Can the Yankees stay healthy…

Nolan Arenado is in St. Louis. Defense will be on display. What to make of the Cubs and Brew Crew. And what about…

Francisco Lindor is in Queens. Mets Owner Steve Cohen’s Twitter feed. The Braves are still young and loaded. And is…