7/10/18Am I Gross For Eating My Own Foot Skin?Dear Leigh, I’ve tasted the skin that I’ve peeled from my feet after using Baby Foot. I know it’s so gross but the…
7/5/18The Results Of Taking A Fastball To The Nuts Are As Horrifying As You Can ImagineToday’s column is about Yadier Molina’s exploded nuts.
5/18/18Am I Gross For Sucking Snot Out Of My Baby's Nose?Dear Leigh, I have sucked snot out of my kids’ noses with my mouth when they were too little to blow it. I spit it…
3/1/18A Serena Williams Practice Is Where Discipline Meets GreatnessIt’s a gray afternoon on Feb. 7 and the windows of the U.S. Cellular Center in Asheville, North Carolina are…
10/16/17Everything You Never Really Wanted To Know About Cauliflower EarToday’s column is about fucked-up ears.
10/2/17Trash, Like Feelings, Can Become A Sad Wet Fire When BuriedToday’s column is about mysterious trash fires.
9/21/17Baseball Is The Horniest SportFootball has hulking men in tights and shoulder pads, running headlong into walls of opposing meat to protect a…
8/15/17How To Fuck In The Woods, And Other Survival TipsToday’s column is about enjoying the great outdoors.
8/10/17Welcome To Meat Sack, A Guide To Sports-Related Body HorrorThe ecosystem of the human body does not want for complexity, nor do the myriad of idiot things we inflict upon it.…
4/12/16Roadkill Crafts: A Squeamish Beginner's GuideIf I’m in your car, and we’re not in a hurry, chances are that at some point, I’m going to ask you to pull over so…
7/10/14Prince Fielder's Naked ESPN Cover Is Sexy As Hell One of the most beloved tropes in sports lore is the Triumph of the Unexpected Body. When I think about those…
12/30/13Greg Maddux Taught Me How To Watch BaseballHaving purchased a Hall of Fame ballot, which we filled out in accordance with the wishes of our readers, we're…
12/13/13GSP Is Being Honest; It's The Best Thing That Could Happen To FightingSo UFC welterweight champion Georges St-Pierre is disappearing from the fight game for an indefinite and unspecified…