Leigh Cowart

7/10/18

Am I Gross For Eating My Own Foot Skin?

Dear Leigh, I’ve tasted the skin that I’ve peeled from my feet after using Baby Foot. I know it’s so gross but the…

7/5/18

The Results Of Taking A Fastball To The Nuts Are As Horrifying As You Can Imagine

Today’s column is about Yadier Molina’s exploded nuts.

5/18/18

Am I Gross For Sucking Snot Out Of My Baby's Nose?

Dear Leigh, I have sucked snot out of my kids’ noses with my mouth when they were too little to blow it. I spit it…

4/27/18

How The Cold Can Destroy Your Mind And Your Body

Today’s column is about freezing to death.

3/1/18

A Serena Williams Practice Is Where Discipline Meets Greatness

It’s a gray afternoon on Feb. 7 and the windows of the U.S. Cellular Center in Asheville, North Carolina are…

1/5/18

All The Nasty Tricks MRSA Uses To Fuck You Up

Today’s column is about skin-colonizing bacteria.

11/10/17

What Happens To A Brain When It Gets Rattled

Today’s column is about brain injuries.

10/31/17

When Clint Malarchuk Almost Bled Out On The Ice

Today’s column is about exsanguination.

10/16/17

Everything You Never Really Wanted To Know About Cauliflower Ear

Today’s column is about fucked-up ears.

10/2/17

Trash, Like Feelings, Can Become A Sad Wet Fire When Buried

Today’s column is about mysterious trash fires.

9/21/17

Baseball Is The Horniest Sport

Football has hulking men in tights and shoulder pads, running headlong into walls of opposing meat to protect a…

9/1/17

Why Running Sometimes Makes You Shit Blood

Today’s column is about bloody shits.

8/15/17

How To Fuck In The Woods, And Other Survival Tips

Today’s column is about enjoying the great outdoors.

8/10/17

Welcome To Meat Sack, A Guide To Sports-Related Body Horror

The ecosystem of the human body does not want for complexity, nor do the myriad of idiot things we inflict upon it.…

4/12/16

Roadkill Crafts: A Squeamish Beginner's Guide

If I’m in your car, and we’re not in a hurry, chances are that at some point, I’m going to ask you to pull over so…

7/10/14

Prince Fielder's Naked ESPN Cover Is Sexy As Hell

One of the most beloved tropes in sports lore is the Triumph of the Unexpected Body. When I think about those…

12/30/13

Greg Maddux Taught Me How To Watch Baseball

Having purchased a Hall of Fame ballot, which we filled out in accordance with the wishes of our readers, we're…

12/13/13

GSP Is Being Honest; It's The Best Thing That Could Happen To Fighting

So UFC welterweight champion Georges St-Pierre is disappearing from the fight game for an indefinite and unspecified…

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