Soccer12/1/08Dec 1 2008SaveSoccer12/1/08SoccerShouldn't Winning Be More Enjoyable?Michael Bertin65 Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin.
Soccer11/24/08Nov 24 2008SaveSoccer11/24/08SoccerDude, I Think Stryper Won A Trophy or SomethingMichael Bertin51 Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin. Frankie Hejduk has been in MLS for nine years. He's done…
Soccer11/17/08Nov 17 2008SaveSoccer11/17/08SoccerThat's Not Really What I Have In MindMichael Bertin46 Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin. During last night's 60 Minutes interview Steve Kroft…
Soccer11/10/08Nov 10 2008SaveSoccer11/10/08SoccerHey, My Celebration Looked A Lot Like ThatMichael Bertin34 Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin. There's only one person to blame for ruining Arsenal's…
Soccer11/3/08Nov 3 2008SaveSoccer11/3/08SoccerSee Look, I Can Still Blow Even In Such A Puffy CoatMichael Bertin27 Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin So I was Superman for Halloween. And, once in costume, I…
Soccer10/27/08Oct 27 2008SaveSoccer10/27/08SoccerYeah, I Have A Hard Time Keeping My Eyes Open Too AshleyMichael Bertin38 Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin. Liverpool fans must still be over the fucking moon…
Soccer10/20/08Oct 20 2008SaveSoccer10/20/08SoccerWe Win League By This Much, Yes?Michael Bertin30 Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin. The league is over. I'm not so sure I believe it, but…
Soccer10/13/08Oct 13 2008SaveSoccer10/13/08SoccerEngland, Where You Can't Wear a Mankini and People Cry When They Get BooedMichael Bertin14 Michael Bertin writes about soccer regularly for Deadspin. Ashley Cole—that's him in the white—seemingly has plenty…
Soccer10/6/08Oct 6 2008SaveSoccer10/6/08SoccerThe Midwest Doesn't Like Alcohol or ForeignersMichael Bertin39 Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin Thanks to Jesus, I watched a total of about 35 minutes of…
Soccer9/29/08Sep 29 2008SaveSoccer9/29/08SoccerFinancial Institutions (And the Mets) Aren't the Only Things Collapsing in Epic FailureMichael Bertin46 Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin. A funny thing happened on the way to the San Siro.…
Soccer9/22/08Sep 22 2008SaveSoccer9/22/08SoccerSock it To Me, Sir AlexMichael Bertin36 Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin Sir Alex Ferguson can go fuck himself. Okay, literally,…
Soccer9/15/08Sep 15 2008SaveSoccer9/15/08SoccerFour More YearsMichael Bertin41Michael Bertin writes about soccer regularly for Deadspin. I'm big into self-preservation, so if I'm in the path of…
Soccer9/8/08Sep 8 2008SaveSoccer9/8/08SoccerRearranging the World OrderMichael Bertin34 Michael Bertin writes about soccer for Deadspin World Cup qualifying in Europe is too easy. I know that sounds…
Soccer9/3/08Sep 3 2008SaveSoccer9/3/08SoccerArms Race Gets Second and Larger ArmMichael Bertin36Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin Meet the new world power in soccer, the United Arab…
Soccer8/27/08Aug 27 2008SaveSoccer8/27/08SoccerRoman Abramovich's Fantasy Football Team Is Better Than YoursMichael Bertin66Apparently Roman Abramovich doesn't like being first runner-up. After completing the silver sweep last…
Soccer8/25/08Aug 25 2008SaveSoccer8/25/08SoccerThey Must Be Coming By SeaMichael Bertin60 David Hirshey Michael Bertin writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer. Arsene Wenger would have made a good…
Aug 18 2008Save8/18/08Stop Us If You've Heard This One BeforeMichael Bertin51David Hirshey Michael Bertin writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer. If the season were to end today Stupid…