Michael Bertin

12/1/08

Shouldn't Winning Be More Enjoyable?

Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin.

Michael Bertin

PublishedDecember 1, 2008

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11/24/08

Dude, I Think Stryper Won A Trophy or Something

Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin. Frankie Hejduk has been in MLS for nine years. He's done…

Michael Bertin

PublishedNovember 24, 2008

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11/17/08

That's Not Really What I Have In Mind

Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin. During last night's 60 Minutes interview Steve Kroft…

Michael Bertin

PublishedNovember 17, 2008

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11/10/08

Hey, My Celebration Looked A Lot Like That

Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin. There's only one person to blame for ruining Arsenal's…

Michael Bertin

PublishedNovember 10, 2008

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11/3/08

See Look, I Can Still Blow Even In Such A Puffy Coat

Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin So I was Superman for Halloween. And, once in costume, I…

Michael Bertin

PublishedNovember 3, 2008

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10/27/08

Yeah, I Have A Hard Time Keeping My Eyes Open Too Ashley

Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin. Liverpool fans must still be over the fucking moon…

Michael Bertin

PublishedOctober 27, 2008

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10/20/08

We Win League By This Much, Yes?

Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin. The league is over. I'm not so sure I believe it, but…

Michael Bertin

PublishedOctober 20, 2008

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10/13/08

England, Where You Can't Wear a Mankini and People Cry When They Get Booed

Michael Bertin writes about soccer regularly for Deadspin. Ashley Cole—that's him in the white—seemingly has plenty…

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PublishedOctober 13, 2008

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10/6/08

The Midwest Doesn't Like Alcohol or Foreigners

Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin Thanks to Jesus, I watched a total of about 35 minutes of…

Michael Bertin

PublishedOctober 6, 2008

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9/29/08

Financial Institutions (And the Mets) Aren't the Only Things Collapsing in Epic Failure

Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin. A funny thing happened on the way to the San Siro.…

Michael Bertin

PublishedSeptember 29, 2008

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9/22/08

Sock it To Me, Sir Alex

Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin Sir Alex Ferguson can go fuck himself. Okay, literally,…

Michael Bertin

PublishedSeptember 22, 2008

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9/15/08

Four More Years

Michael Bertin writes about soccer regularly for Deadspin. I'm big into self-preservation, so if I'm in the path of…

Michael Bertin

PublishedSeptember 15, 2008

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9/8/08

Rearranging the World Order

Michael Bertin writes about soccer for Deadspin World Cup qualifying in Europe is too easy. I know that sounds…

Michael Bertin

PublishedSeptember 8, 2008

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9/3/08

Arms Race Gets Second and Larger Arm

Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin Meet the new world power in soccer, the United Arab…

Michael Bertin

PublishedSeptember 3, 2008

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8/27/08

Roman Abramovich's Fantasy Football Team Is Better Than Yours

Apparently Roman Abramovich doesn't like being first runner-up. After completing the silver sweep last…

Michael Bertin

PublishedAugust 27, 2008

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8/25/08

They Must Be Coming By Sea

~~David Hirshey~~ Michael Bertin writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer. Arsene Wenger would have made a good…

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PublishedAugust 25, 2008

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8/18/08

Stop Us If You've Heard This One Before

~~David Hirshey~~ Michael Bertin writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer. If the season were to end today Stupid…

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PublishedAugust 18, 2008

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Michael Bertin's posts

Shouldn't Winning Be More Enjoyable?

Dude, I Think Stryper Won A Trophy or Something

That's Not Really What I Have In Mind

Hey, My Celebration Looked A Lot Like That

See Look, I Can Still Blow Even In Such A Puffy Coat

Yeah, I Have A Hard Time Keeping My Eyes Open Too Ashley

We Win League By This Much, Yes?

England, Where You Can't Wear a Mankini and People Cry When They Get Booed

The Midwest Doesn't Like Alcohol or Foreigners

Financial Institutions (And the Mets) Aren't the Only Things Collapsing in Epic Failure

Sock it To Me, Sir Alex

Four More Years

Rearranging the World Order

Arms Race Gets Second and Larger Arm

Roman Abramovich's Fantasy Football Team Is Better Than Yours

They Must Be Coming By Sea

Stop Us If You've Heard This One Before