Luke O'Brien

4/13/12

What Is The CIA Hiding About The Missing DA Who Didn't Prosecute Jerry Sandusky In 1998? (Probably Nothing.)

We've written about Ray Gricar before. He's the former Centre County district attorney who declined to prosecute…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedApril 13, 2012

3/29/12

JaVale McGee Dunked Jose Calderon Into The Front Row Last Night

JaVale steals the ball. JaVale runs the break. JaVale goes up for the power dunk and almost knocks a brave but…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedMarch 29, 2012

3/22/12

Stoner Video Of The Day: Table Tennis Legend Marty Reisman Pings The Pong In Trippy Slo-Mo

You don't even even need to get high to trip out on this. The dashing older gent in the fedora and shades is…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedMarch 22, 2012

3/22/12

JaVale McGee Does JaVale McGee Thing, Wins Game For Nuggets In His Debut, Because JaVale McGee Is The Best

JaVale McGee has come in for some affectionate ribbing 'round these parts, but nobody better say nothing about…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedMarch 22, 2012

3/21/12

Watch All 234 Goals Leo Messi Scored To Break The Barcelona Record

It's sometimes easy to forget how good Leo Messi is. He performs extraordinary feats with such regularity they…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedMarch 21, 2012

3/20/12

World's Dirtiest U-12 Soccer Player Arrested In Hong Kong After Kicking Opponent In Head

Last week, we told you about the precociously thugged-out behavior of a player (No. 2 in the video) on the ESF…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedMarch 20, 2012

3/20/12

Reconstructing The Strange Rose Bowl Trip Of John "Meat" Chadima, Former Wisconsin Associate AD And Alleged Crotch-Grabber

When University of Wisconsin associate athletic director John Chadima abruptly resigned on Jan. 6, neither the…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedMarch 20, 2012

3/19/12

When You Get Knocked Out By A Flying Knee Like This, People Think You Pooped Your Pants

The stinky rumor floating around the internet is that Vitor Vianna lost control of his bowels after taking this…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedMarch 19, 2012

3/15/12

DC Assault Coach Charged With...Assault

Curtis Malone, who coaches the AAU DC Assault team, which has sent scores of players to Division I basketball…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedMarch 15, 2012

3/14/12

Dirtiest U-12 Soccer Player In The World Discovered In Hong Kong

When an athlete realizes that he's reached the upper limits of his skill, he either accepts it and plays on. Or he…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedMarch 14, 2012

3/13/12

Is Harvard Now Behaving Like Any Other College Basketball Juggernaut?

Four years ago, Pete Thamel wrote a story in the New York Times about how…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedMarch 13, 2012

3/13/12

Watch This Fan Spit All Over His Hand, Then High Five Jeremy Lin And Other Knicks

The Knicks were in Chicago last night to play the Bulls. Both teams acquitted themselves well. The same can't be…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedMarch 13, 2012

3/12/12

Assemblyman Who Blocked MMA Legalization In New York (And Once Spoke In A Cerebral Palsy Voice) To Step Down

Good news on the politics front, MMA fans. New York assemblyman Bob Reilly, the human-size deer tick who toiled…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedMarch 12, 2012

3/12/12

Potential Potential Franchise Quarterback Already Prompting Redskins Fans To Buy Season Tickets

One can only imagine the fictional non-libelous scene yesterday morning when Redskins owner Dan Snyder opened The…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedMarch 12, 2012

3/12/12

Carmelo Anthony Did Not Want J.R. Smith On The Knicks

J.R. Smith has made quite the impression since signing with the Knicks last month. He's shooting 37 percent from the…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedMarch 12, 2012

3/9/12

Whatever Jenn Sterger Is Doing At <em>The Daily</em>, Please, God, Make It Stop

Whatever Jenn Sterger Is Doing At The Daily, Please, God, Make It Stop

Jenn Sterger is sorta-famous for two reasons. First, she got herself on TV at FSU games wearing low-cut outfits.…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedMarch 9, 2012

3/9/12

A Perfectly Zany Rebuttal To The Argument That Mario Balotelli Should Marry His Model Girlfriend

After lovable wingnut Mario Balotelli broke team curfew to visit a strip club in Liverpool last weekend, Manchester…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedMarch 9, 2012

3/9/12

Is There Anyone Who's NOT Suing Christian Laettner And Brian Davis?

Christian Laettner and Brian Davis were excellent college basketball players. But they appear to be terrible…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedMarch 9, 2012

3/9/12

Gambling Expert Calls Action On Auburn Games "Inconsistent" With Point Shaving

Yesterday, Yahoo's Charles Robinson reported that suspended Auburn point guard Varez Ward was under federal…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedMarch 9, 2012

3/8/12

Report: FBI Investigating Auburn Point Guard For Alleged Point-Shaving

Auburn point guard Varez Ward is under investigation by the FBI for alleged point-shaving, according to Charles…

Luke O'Brien

PublishedMarch 8, 2012

Luke O'Brien's posts

What Is The CIA Hiding About The Missing DA Who Didn't Prosecute Jerry Sandusky In 1998? (Probably Nothing.)

JaVale McGee Dunked Jose Calderon Into The Front Row Last Night

Stoner Video Of The Day: Table Tennis Legend Marty Reisman Pings The Pong In Trippy Slo-Mo

JaVale McGee Does JaVale McGee Thing, Wins Game For Nuggets In His Debut, Because JaVale McGee Is The Best

Watch All 234 Goals Leo Messi Scored To Break The Barcelona Record

World's Dirtiest U-12 Soccer Player Arrested In Hong Kong After Kicking Opponent In Head

Reconstructing The Strange Rose Bowl Trip Of John "Meat" Chadima, Former Wisconsin Associate AD And Alleged Crotch-Grabber

When You Get Knocked Out By A Flying Knee Like This, People Think You Pooped Your Pants

DC Assault Coach Charged With...Assault

Dirtiest U-12 Soccer Player In The World Discovered In Hong Kong

Is Harvard Now Behaving Like Any Other College Basketball Juggernaut?

Watch This Fan Spit All Over His Hand, Then High Five Jeremy Lin And Other Knicks

Assemblyman Who Blocked MMA Legalization In New York (And Once Spoke In A Cerebral Palsy Voice) To Step Down

Potential Potential Franchise Quarterback Already Prompting Redskins Fans To Buy Season Tickets

Carmelo Anthony Did Not Want J.R. Smith On The Knicks

Whatever Jenn Sterger Is Doing At The Daily, Please, God, Make It Stop

A Perfectly Zany Rebuttal To The Argument That Mario Balotelli Should Marry His Model Girlfriend

Is There Anyone Who's NOT Suing Christian Laettner And Brian Davis?

Gambling Expert Calls Action On Auburn Games "Inconsistent" With Point Shaving

Report: FBI Investigating Auburn Point Guard For Alleged Point-Shaving