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Wacky sporting news for you crazy kids! "Goshen teen charged with having sex with horses."

Like many of you, I went to elementary school, high school and college. I took such and such classes, earned such…

Oh, here is some non-skeleton racing news, for you! Everything the Minnesota Wild own burst into flames in Canada,…

America is tired. We are, we're told, by the television, on the "wrong track." We are worried about debt. About our…

White guy Dan Snyder fired white guy Vinny Cerrato and immediately replaced him with white guy Bruce Allen, so that…

The Chicago Bears are unable to make it to Baltimore, because of the massive terrible snowstorm that literally…

Oh, shit, the Twins just scored four runs. And they look great in those throwbacks! Though honestly you see so many…

A reader asks: "Peggy, what are your thoughts on 'Jay Cutler: is he the next Tom Brady?' Thank you in advance."

When Chad Pennington dislocated his shoulder the other day, we lost one of The Elders of football and the…

LeBron can make a movie and Shaq can spend the summer boxing kangaroos, but Delonte West has to sit out today's Cavs…

Weird! Journeyman quarterback Jeff Garcia—usually so reticent to speak his mind—is criticizing his former team, the…

Our President found one community his thugs couldn't organize into submission: the International Olympic Committee.…

College football! Do you root for the school you attended? Or are you just some asshole who likes to root for some…

Hah, just like how Moe and I are editing Deadspin today, the New York Post today let outrage queen columnist and sex…

We can all agree that Mutton Bustin' is a good thing. But are liberal parents threatening the sanctity of this…

Jim Schwartz had a bit of fun at the expense of the future of the Lions. He showed the whole team some vacation…

This year the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will once again wear the most garish and weird shade of salmon/orange, and Orlando…

Here is a list, based on an internet poll of people 13 and older, of the most disliked people in sports. It is…

Lord David "Becks" "Posh Spice" "Footy" Beckhamtonshire, Third Earl of Harewood, moved to America to be our Michael…

It's not because he got high (as we all know, the Pope smokes dope). The reason famous fish-person Michael Phelps won…