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Another Exciting Evening With Rodman
Deadspin fan club member Dennis Rodman has been accused of pulling the ol' dine and dash, with a little assault thrown in for good measure....
You Can't Pick Your Teamates But...
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to [email protected]. Subject: Morning crap...
Carmelo Anthony Hits Game-Winning Three, All Hell Breaks Loose
Chaos in Dallas last night as Melo hit a game winner, Mark Cuban passed on some Mother's Day greetings, and Josh Howard channeled his inner Hulk....
Yao Breaks His Foot, Done for the Year
The Houston Rockets announced yesterday evening that Yao Ming will be out for the rest of the playoffs with a hairline fracture in his left foot. Adjust your bets accordingly....
Battle Tonight In Dallas
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the ref walked away from this fall with a broken nose....
To Watch Tonight
What to watch while finishing your holiday shopping......
Afternoon Blogdome: NFL Layoffs, Hot Latin Reporters, Biting Parents And More
The NFL is laying off employees despite steady profits? That blows (not like something like that would happen around here). [Philly.com]...
Sean Avery Out In Dallas
It looks like Sean Avery's suspension is upgraded back to "forever". Avery will not be re-joining the Stars when is six game time-out is over....
Erin Andrews Night Out Rumor Gives UNC Player "Street Value"
Earlier in the month we told you about a rumor regarding a night out between Erin Andrews and UNC basketball player Bobby Frasor. Frasor's dad is now putting the rumors to rest....
For Your Viewing Pleasure
• 1:00 — College men's soccer: Division I College Cup, championship match at Frisco, Texas [ESPN2] • 1:00 — Bowling: PBA Lumber Liquidators Shark Championship [ESPN] • 2:00 — College women's basketball: Tennessee at Texas [FSN] • 3:00 — PGA Tour: Merrill Lynch Shootout, final round [NBC] • 4:00 — C...
Naughty Stick Figures, The Shocker, And More Fan Heckling
For the record, the stick figures are labeled "Me" and "Your Mom". Guess which is which. [The 700 Level]...
FOX Botches Heisman Story, Announces Tebow As Winner
While most people predicted a close Heisman race, FOX apparently thought Tebow had it in the bag. So much so that they published a Tebow victory story on their site. Screen grab after the jump....
JP Losman Sucking Face
JP Losman was out on the town with a lady friend recently, and the results are predictably hilarious. Point and laugh, after the jump....
Sam Bradford Wins This Year's Heisman
Oklahoma University sophomore quarterback Sam Bradford was announced as this year's winner of the Heisman Trophy. Commence panty dropping....
To Watch Tonight
What to watch while hoping the Russian mail-order bride you bought looks like this......
Red Sox Prefer Their Pitchers Fat
We received a tip about Red Sox reliever Hideki Okajima's plan to run the Hawaii Marathon tomorrow. Sounded like a fun little innocent tidbit, right? That depends on who you ask....
Plax Syndrome: 12 Other Accidental Shootings We’re Rooting For
"Listen, we hate to poke fun at someone else’s misfortune (at least that’s what we claim) but let’s be honest: he didn’t die, and some people need a wake up call." [Pyle of List]...
Tiger's Caddy On FIGJAM: "I Hate The Prick"
Tiger Woods' caddy Steve Williams is going public about his opinion of Phil Mickelson and it's not pretty....
Sports Betting Has A New Supporter Taking Office
Score one for sports betting. Delaware Gov.-elect Jack Markell is determined to make legal sports betting one of his top issues....
ND State Guard Scores 60, Sets School Free Throw Record
North Dakota State basketball player Ben Woodside had an incredible NCAA high 60 points in Friday's game. Amazing for sure, but only half of it was from action scoring....