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What to watch after getting back from the local swimming pool ...
• NHL: 56th All-Star Game live from Atlanta (6:00…
Just so you know, the Patriots are dismissing reports that Tom Brady had been turned into a lifeless, blood-thirsty zombie. [Your Face Is A Sports Blog]
On Wednesday, Will told you about a group of pranksters who had successfully crashed some SEC women's basketball…
• The Adventures of Cecil & Prince Fielder, Vol. 1. [Diamond Hoggers]
• ESPN TV launches a new channel: ESPN…
Attention, Deadspin shoppers: Just six hours left to bid on Cleveland Indians legend Rocky Colavito's 11-piece bedroom set. It's near mint. Go! [eBay via Gavel Chat]
Tyler Pratt — um, pictured left — sent a photo of himself in to some Patriots look-alike contest saying people tell…
Anyone want to adopt one of Vick's pit bulls? He's happy-go-lucky and loves the treadmill. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]
I'll be honest with you: I have no idea when, where and why this photo was taken. Hell, I don't even know who that…
• 1:00 — NBA: Celtics at Magic [ABC]
• 1:00 — College Basketball: Michigan at Michigan State [CBS]
• 1:00 — Varsity…
The Assimilated Negro reviews the NFL's affirmative action coaching policy. [FanHouse]
J.E. Skeets called his father this morning to hear his clever, bold, always enlightening comments, and chose this…
The NBA Closer is written by me, J.E. Skeets, high leader of The Moose. When I'm not busy scouring the box scores or …
What you missed while changing your Facebook status ... a lot ...
• NHL: Ovechkin "strikes out" in SuperSkills'…
Um, I think we found our winner — and runner-up — for this year's best Super Bowl party. Seriously. If Will doesn't…
Awesome: Mike Adamle, the old American Gladiators announcer, is going to debut for the WWE this Sunday at the Royal Rumble. Awesomer: The news was posted by "Larry Csonka." [411mania.com]
What to watch while you bake a cake in the shape of the moon blowing up ...
• College Basketball: Georgetown at West…
I don't think I'm going out on a limb here by saying Dax Crum, a D-1 senior guard born with just one hand, is much better at basketball than you or I. [Fox Sports]
• The Chinese sure love their David Beckham condoms. [Log's Blog]
• Al Jefferson needs help with the stat sheet. [Ode…