Tom Ley

10/29/19

Three Good Dogs I Met

I spent the last three months living in Mexico City. While I was there, I met three good dogs.

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 29, 2019

10/28/19

Matt Nagy Kind Of Did It To Himself This Time

Matt Nagy spent most of the offseason openly tormenting himself and his team about the double-doink kick that…

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 28, 2019

10/25/19

ESPN Cancels Bowl Game Sponsorship Deal With Company That Does Not Seem To Exist

We can all agree that there are simply too many damn bowl games, and that a huge chunk of them only exist so that…

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 25, 2019

10/24/19

Hug Stephen Strasburg More. Continue Hugging Him.

Stephen Strasburg continued his great postseason run last night by throwing six solid innings in Game 2 of the World…

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 24, 2019

10/23/19

The Jets Are Being Babies About Sam Darnold's "Seeing Ghosts" Comment

The only bit of entertainment Jets quarterback Sam Darnold provided Monday Night Football viewers this week was when…

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 23, 2019

10/22/19

Fantasy Football Man Mad

Oh brother, can you believe that shit that happened last weekend? In the fantasy football? With the frickin’…

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 22, 2019

10/21/19

Kyle Kuzma Ponders The Society In Which We Live

Has Lakers forward Kyle Kuzma been hanging out with Kyrie Irving? Has he just seen Joker for a third time? Has he…

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 21, 2019

10/21/19

Mexican Soccer Game Abandoned After Fans Start Beating The Crap Out Of Each Other

A Liga MX match between Querétaro and Atlético San Luis was abandoned with five minutes remaining on Sunday due to…

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 21, 2019

10/18/19

Zion Williamson's Knee Is All Jacked Up Now? What The Fuck!

Here is some horseshit news, delivered by Adrian Wojnarowski wearing the Grim Reaper’s robes, to screw up your whole…

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 18, 2019

10/17/19

Kyle Shanahan Is Really Going To Enjoy Kicking The Shit Out Of The Skins

San Francisco 49ers head coach Kyle Shanahan was Washington’s offensive coordinator from from 2010–2013. I would say…

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 17, 2019

10/16/19

Raiders Tackle Trent Brown Accused Of Domestic Violence In Lawsuit

A new lawsuit filed in California civil court accuses Raiders tackle Trent Brown of multiple acts of domestic…

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 16, 2019

10/15/19

Stephen Strasburg's Teammates Must Keep Hugging Him Until His Icy Heart Melts

Stephen Strasburg kicked ass last night, striking out 12 Cardinals hitters in seven innings of work and leading his…

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 15, 2019

10/14/19

Russell Wilson Doesn't Need A Damn Headset

Russell Wilson was great against the Browns on Sunday, completing 23 of his 33 pass attempts for 295 and two…

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 14, 2019

10/11/19

Deadspin Up All Night: Welcome To The Final Show

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Onward.

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 11, 2019

10/11/19

Golfer Distracted By His Own Fiancée Coming Out Of A Portable Toilet

It’s hard to find an angrier person than a professional golfer who has just had his concentration broken by a loud…

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 11, 2019

10/11/19

Tyler Glasnow Picked The Worst Possible Time To Tip His Pitches

Game 5 of the ALDS was more or less decided by the first 20 pitches thrown by Rays starter Tyler Glasnow. The Astros…

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 11, 2019

10/10/19

Maybe It's Not That Complicated

Over the last few days, many people in the NBA and wider sports media world have settled on a basic talking point…

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 10, 2019

10/9/19

Rihanna Admits That She Turned Down The Super Bowl Halftime Show In Solidarity With Colin Kaepernick

It’s long been rumored that Rihanna declined an invitation to perform at the Super Bowl LIII halftime show because…

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 9, 2019

10/8/19

Sam Darnold Spleen Update: Spleen Ready For Hot NFL Action

Today brings us what will hopefully be the final update about the state of Jets quarterback Sam Darnold’s spleen,…

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 8, 2019

10/8/19

The 49ers Had A Great Time Humiliating Baker Mayfield

This has been said many times before, but the Cleveland Browns asked for this. All the hype and shit-talking that…

Tom Ley

PublishedOctober 8, 2019

Tom Ley's posts

Three Good Dogs I Met

Matt Nagy Kind Of Did It To Himself This Time

ESPN Cancels Bowl Game Sponsorship Deal With Company That Does Not Seem To Exist

Hug Stephen Strasburg More. Continue Hugging Him.

The Jets Are Being Babies About Sam Darnold's "Seeing Ghosts" Comment

Fantasy Football Man Mad

Kyle Kuzma Ponders The Society In Which We Live

Mexican Soccer Game Abandoned After Fans Start Beating The Crap Out Of Each Other

Zion Williamson's Knee Is All Jacked Up Now? What The Fuck!

Kyle Shanahan Is Really Going To Enjoy Kicking The Shit Out Of The Skins

Raiders Tackle Trent Brown Accused Of Domestic Violence In Lawsuit

Stephen Strasburg's Teammates Must Keep Hugging Him Until His Icy Heart Melts

Russell Wilson Doesn't Need A Damn Headset

Deadspin Up All Night: Welcome To The Final Show

Golfer Distracted By His Own Fiancée Coming Out Of A Portable Toilet

Tyler Glasnow Picked The Worst Possible Time To Tip His Pitches

Maybe It's Not That Complicated

Rihanna Admits That She Turned Down The Super Bowl Halftime Show In Solidarity With Colin Kaepernick

Sam Darnold Spleen Update: Spleen Ready For Hot NFL Action

The 49ers Had A Great Time Humiliating Baker Mayfield