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While the season is over for Schlongoria and company, there's still a bit of business left to settle in the AL…

Some Flyers and Devils fans got into it after last night's game, and somebody was good enough to record it. Later,…

The four late games are underway, including the marquee match up between the Jets and Saints. Oh, and the Bengals…

The former NBA player and University of Michigan star screwed his adoptive mother out of her house at 2 Rumeal…

Mason held on for the game's first touchdown despite landing on his head. However fellow Raven Jared Gaither was not…

Already on high alert after last week's fight between the football and basketball teams, Kansas coach Bill Self…

I think Chris Berman might have left out a pretty crucial word in there somewhere. Oh well, the important thing is…

Peter King makes "a stupid amount of money." Not that he isn't worth it or anything. But really, he doesn't want to…

Manny Ramirez and JIM THOME celebrated after Los Angeles locked up the National League West on the eve of the…

That's Eli Manning's signature on a column in the Cowboys Stadium's visitors locker room according to an NBCDFW user.

Chelsea and Liverpool are set to kick off the weekend's spotlight match at Stamford Bridge. Elsewhere Real Madrid…

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The Mets rallied off of Phillies closer Brad Lidge in the bottom of the ninth, only to watch Jeff Francoeur line…

Paulie Malignaggi lost a controversial decision last night in Houston, and he spoke his mind in the post-fight…

The preseason AP College Football Poll has been released, and the Florida Gators are number one in the nation, by…

According to Chris Mortensen's source with the Cowboys, raising the 72' high video screen would cost a minimum of…

Chad Ochocinco has spent a few months of his off-season time training in boxing gyms, and now he's talking about…

Heat forward Michael Beasley took to Twitter on Friday to show off his "Super Cool Beas" tattoo. It wasn't long…

The pub reopens on the heels of Jozy Altidore's inspired Premier League debut in the season's second weekend. Read…

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