Awesome Track Coach Wins League Championship By Disqualifying Girl For Friendship Bracelet

South Pasadena High pole vaulter Robin Laird thought she won a league championship last month when her final vault clinched the meet. Then the opposing coach helpfully pointed out that she was wearing a string around her wrist. Clutch!

Track rules clearly state that "Jewelry shall not be worn by contestants" and I guess a braided friendship bracelet is technically jewelry. (It's also technically a rope!) So Laird was disqualified from the vault—the final event of the match—and as a result, rival Monrovia High School won the Rio Hondo League title. Fair? Well, at least one coach thinks so!

"This is my 30th year coaching track," [Monrovia head coach] Mike Knowles said a few days later. "I know a lot of rules and regulations."

"[I had] a sinking feeling for her. I didn't want to have to do it. But it's a real rule — it's in the book — not something I made up. About 10 years ago, I had a girl who wore an earring in the 4x400 relay and it ended up costing us a CIF title. I feel bad for what happened, but I guarantee you she'll never wear jewelry during a track meet again."

"It's unfortunate, that's all I can say," Knowles said. "It's unfortunate for the young lady. But you've got to teach the kids that rules are rules."

Ok, listen up, Mike Knowles. If you want to be the kind of hyper-competitive tight-ass who wins games on technicalities and punishes teenage girls for not reading rule books as closely as you do, then go right ahead. Be that dick. But at least own it. Don't act like you're doing Robin Laird some kind of favor that hurts you as much as it does her.

You didn't have to do shit. You could have taken her aside at any point of the day and said "You know what? That's illegal. You should probably take that off." If you truly didn't notice the bracelet until after the vault—which let's be honest, is highly unlikely, since that happened to be the most opportune time to act—you were not required to say anything. You could have still taught her the rule, while also teaching her another lesson about sportsmanship and magnanimity. No one believes that you feel bad, because if you did, you would have kept your mouth shut.

She broke a rule. Not a real sporting rule, like a foot fault or illegal equipment, but she did break one and if you're okay with winning that way, be my guest. Your own athletic director said it was nothing to be proud of, but it's a rough world out there, isn't it?

But I think all you need to know about Mike Knowles is that he was on the other side of this once—he knows exactly how terrible it feels to get robbed on a crybaby technicality—and given the opportunity to be a good sport a decade later, he chose to make someone else feel the same way he did. The lesson he learned 10 years ago is that it's better to be a vindictive winner than a gracious loser. Another victory for sporting games!

S. Pasadena girl disqualified for wearing friendship bracelet [Sports Illustrated] Previous: Improper Stitching Costs Cross Country Team A Title

UPDATE: This story was actually first reported by the Pasadena Star-News. HIGH SCHOOL TRACK: Jewelry snafu costs South Pasadena [Pasadena Star-News]