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Baltimore at Miami: An NFL Playoff Murder Mystery

Consider this your open thread for the 1:00 p.m. AFC Wild Card Game.

It's Charm City vs. Ol' Sweaty Town in this first-round playoff massacre. Will the Ravens throw Chad Pennington in "the box" and get him to confess to his lack of arm strength? Or will Joe Flacco be seduced by a wily Emily Proctor Joey Porter while a bespectacled Tony Sparano shouts zingers and quips from the sidelines? Only the sexy female medical examiner knows for sure.


More non-NFL posts to come, but enjoy the game for now. And don't give me any crap about The Wire. Pay cable can't even hold Yaphet Kotto.

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