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Marry a Taylor Heinicke, not a Tom Brady | Bert Kreischer on Love

Marry a Taylor Heinicke, not a Tom Brady | Bert Kreischer on Love

Kreischer, who stars in the new movie The Machine, tells Deadspin why you should look at marriage like owning an NFL team

PublishedMay 30, 2023

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Aaron Rodgers slams Sean Payton for recent comments

Aaron Rodgers slams Sean Payton for recent comments

Ohtani tears UCL and the Angels are done

Ohtani tears UCL and the Angels are done

Is Connor Bedard or Victor Wembanyama more likely to bust? | Agree to Disagree

Is Connor Bedard or Victor Wembanyama more likely to bust? | Agree to Disagree

Can the Rays survive the season without Wander Franco? | Agree to Disagree

Can the Rays survive the season without Wander Franco? | Agree to Disagree

Will Ezekiel Elliott or Dalvin Cook have a bigger impact? | Agree to Disagree

Will Ezekiel Elliott or Dalvin Cook have a bigger impact? | Agree to Disagree

Latest Videos

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Is Texas or Florida State a bigger national title contender? | Agree to Disagree

Is Texas or Florida State a bigger national title contender? | Agree to Disagree

Are Tua and Tyreek the best duo in the NFL? | Agree to Disagree

Are Tua and Tyreek the best duo in the NFL? | Agree to Disagree

Will LeBron's Team USA win gold in the Paris 2024 Olympics? | Agree to Disagree

Will LeBron's Team USA win gold in the Paris 2024 Olympics? | Agree to Disagree

Are the Cowboys that good or are the Giants that bad? | Agree to Disagree

Are the Cowboys that good or are the Giants that bad? | Agree to Disagree

Big Money & No Results | Rough Week 1 for these NFL QBs

Big Money & No Results | Rough Week 1 for these NFL QBs

Andy Reacts

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Is Suns owner Mat Ishbia's tweet window dressing for imminent revenge? | Andy Reacts

Is Suns owner Mat Ishbia's tweet window dressing for imminent revenge? | Andy Reacts

Flopping Suns owner Mat Ishbia should've been ejected after Nikola Jokic incident | Andy Reacts

Flopping Suns owner Mat Ishbia should've been ejected after Nikola Jokic incident | Andy Reacts

This rugby coach slap came with an insane punishment | Andy Reacts

This rugby coach slap came with an insane punishment | Andy Reacts

Embiid, Harden, and Brooks' VERY personal fouls in the NBA Playoffs | Andy Reacts

Embiid, Harden, and Brooks' VERY personal fouls in the NBA Playoffs | Andy Reacts

Stop dunking! Giannis' injury could've been prevented | Andy Reacts

Stop dunking! Giannis' injury could've been prevented | Andy Reacts

The SEO Show

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Watch Greg Hardy go night-night | The SEO Show

Watch Greg Hardy go night-night | The SEO Show

Comebacks are only fun if your team wins | The SEO Show

Comebacks are only fun if your team wins | The SEO Show

Tom Brady has owned the Raiders since the Tuck Rule | The SEO Show

Tom Brady has owned the Raiders since the Tuck Rule | The SEO Show

Will Nike wave goodbye to Ja Morant? | The SEO Show

Will Nike wave goodbye to Ja Morant? | The SEO Show

The Joy of Laughing at Knicks Fans | The SEO Show

The Joy of Laughing at Knicks Fans | The SEO Show

Keep it a Buck(et)

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A bold move to a different banana-colored bench than we anticipated | Keep it a Buck(et)

A bold move to a different banana-colored bench than we anticipated | Keep it a Buck(et)

How DC became the bleakest town for sports franchises | Keep it a Buck(et)

How DC became the bleakest town for sports franchises | Keep it a Buck(et)

Nikola Jokić is the NBA's Babe Ruth | Keep it a Buck(et)

Nikola Jokić is the NBA's Babe Ruth | Keep it a Buck(et)

Chris Paul should ride the bench next season | Keep it a Buck(et)

Chris Paul should ride the bench next season | Keep it a Buck(et)

Will South Beach Flu give the Heat home court advantage? | Keep it a Buck(et)

Will South Beach Flu give the Heat home court advantage? | Keep it a Buck(et)

Ultimate Sports Fantasy

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Being part of the Miracle on Ice | Alex Edelman's Ultimate Sports Fantasy

Being part of the Miracle on Ice | Alex Edelman's Ultimate Sports Fantasy

Playing with Reggie Jackson | Chef Joe Bastianich

Playing with Reggie Jackson | Chef Joe Bastianich

I want to be Kevin 'The Unicorn' Durant | Isaiah Hill's Ultimate Sports Fantasy

I want to be Kevin 'The Unicorn' Durant | Isaiah Hill's Ultimate Sports Fantasy

This autobot wants to 'transform and roll out' as Michael Jordan | Ultimate Sports Fantasy

This autobot wants to 'transform and roll out' as Michael Jordan | Ultimate Sports Fantasy

Being hated by New York Yankees' Billy Martin | Tom Papa's Ultimate Sports Fantasy

Being hated by New York Yankees' Billy Martin | Tom Papa's Ultimate Sports Fantasy

Agree to Disagree

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Is Texas or Florida State a bigger national title contender? | Agree to Disagree

Is Texas or Florida State a bigger national title contender? | Agree to Disagree

Will LeBron's Team USA win gold in the Paris 2024 Olympics? | Agree to Disagree

Will LeBron's Team USA win gold in the Paris 2024 Olympics? | Agree to Disagree

Are the Cowboys that good or are the Giants that bad? | Agree to Disagree

Are the Cowboys that good or are the Giants that bad? | Agree to Disagree

Which Team USA player will have the most success this NBA season? | Agree to Disagree

Which Team USA player will have the most success this NBA season? | Agree to Disagree

How long will injury sideline Rams' Cooper Kupp? | Agree to Disagree

How long will injury sideline Rams' Cooper Kupp? | Agree to Disagree

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