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It was only a matter of time: Ben Roethlisberger's motorcycle mishaps are inspiring minor league promotions.

The Cincinnati Cyclones, an ECHL hockey franchise, is hosting, this Friday, a Big Ben Helmet Safety Night. Anyone who shows up will receive "information on motorcycle safety, along with $50 gift certificates to The Plastic Surgery Group." A lucky winner will be awarded with a $500 gift certificate to that plastic surgery group, though we wonder, considering this is hockey, if they can use that on teeth.


Don't forget the kids, either: "The first 1500 kids will receive Cyclones foam goalie helmets and two lucky ticket holders will receive Pocket Rocket motor bikes." We love that they're called "Pocket Rockets." Concussions sold separately.

Cyclones Weekly News [OurSportsCentral]

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