About two months ago I was working at one of the farms at Ohio State and a cow went bat shit crazy crashing through one of the gates.
Well my thumb just happened to be in a place where two of the gates happened to meet and the picture sums up the aftermath quite nicely.
You can't possibly top that? I just puked three times while writing this sentence. If you can, send to firstname.lastname@example.org. Subject: Blood week.