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Texans owner Bob McNair, several days into the deep shit of consequences for his now-infamous “inmates run the prison” comment from league meetings, has issued a new statement today, with a new and dubious explanation for how he got into this mess:

So, in this version, the “inmates” are the league office? The administrative body charged with operating the NFL? The NFL itself is both “inmate” and “prison.”

That is fuckin’ deep, man.