This is what happens when it's August and your team has a 13-game lead in the division.

There's no telling which Braves player put the gum on poor Chris Johnson's hat, but it is clear that Reed Johnson totally blew it by making his sunglasses available for use as a mirror. Way to go, Reed. You earned the ensuing Johnson-on-Johnson crime.

This has been your latest reminder that all baseball player's are essentially large ninth graders.