Boston TV Reporter On Bill Belichick Presser: "He Has Shorts On"

WCVB reporter Mike Lynch covered Bill Belichick's life-changing press conference addressing Aaron Hernandez's alleged murder of Odin Lloyd today, and he made absolutely sure to let his audience know the most inconsequential details of the scene.

"All right, here comes Bill Belichick now. He's wearing a visor. He's wearing a cutoff, uh, windbreaker. He has shorts on. He has a piece of paper in his hand, which I've never seen before. He just took his visor off and handed it to Berj Najarian. He's brushing his hair back, and ... this is a walk, and this is a press conference, that I'm sure he's not looking forward to at all. But it looks like there's at least a couple of pieces of paper here, and it appears that he will be making a statement. Let's join Bill Belichick, right now."

Give that man who has never seen Bill Belichick holding a piece of paper before an Emmy.

[WCVB]

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