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The hot Patriots gossip is here and everyone loves it, because there is something undeniably hilarious about the best quarterback in NFL history teaming up with the real-life Dr. Nick and sabotaging the future of his own franchise. What’s also hilarious: this joint statement from Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, and Robert Kraft that is meant to assure everyone that everything is fine in Foxboro:

Well, I guess that settles it.