Matt's a big Penguins fan. His wife couldn't care less about hockey. But she's awesome, so at their wedding reception this past summer, she got him a surprise: This ice luge in the shape of the Penguins logo.

Matt notes that the liquor flows out the edge of the blade, and he "took so many slapshots to the face" that day. He also married a keeper.

A few more photos of the masterpiece: