Budweiser's Right: The Browns Are So Good They Don't Even Need A Logo

Gus Johnson, calling that exhilarating Bills-Fins game today, just got done saying before the half that he thinks the Steelers are being slept on and that they could easily hang with the Patriots or Colts. DA says, "Suck on my Horse Balls, Gussy!" Browns 21, Steelers 9

Vikings running Jesus, Adrian Peterson, has 45 yards on nine carries. But Packers rookie Ryan Grant has 92 yards on 12 carries, including a nice 30-yard TD. Musonius Rufus, anybody? Anybody? Packers 13, Vikings 0

Stephen Jackson finally found the end zone, punching in a 2-yard touchdown near the end of his first quarter. Up next? Waldo! Rams 17, Saints 7

I love when a safety fucks up the look of an NFL score. Royals 8, Rockies 6.

The Klaus Daimler, Thanks A Lot For Not Picking Me Games Redskins 12, Eagles 7 Jaguars 14, Titans 3 Dolphins 3, Bills 0 Panthers 10, Falcons 7