Buy Bill Cowher's Junk!

One of the many reasons it's good to be a famous sports figure: When you want to clear out your house of a bunch of useless, outdated junk, you can slap a "As Owned By ..." sticker on it, say it's for charity and look like a great guy, rather than just tossing everything out to the street corner and hope somebody takes it home with them.

Hence, former Steelers coach Bill Cowher's charity auction of crap. Mondesi's House points out some of the stellar merchandise, including a "27-inch Panasonic TV and VCR set." Sure, you'll never have any need for either one of these, ever, but Bill Cowher once owned it!

Going Once, Going Twice...Chin! I Mean, Sold! [Mondesi's House]