Craig James for Senate has taken off with the force of a thousand suns. Texans, and people from all over the world, have donated literally tens of dollars to the James Train. Can anything stop this force of nature, besides unfounded but stubborn allegations from his past about dead prostitutes found in Dallas ditches 20 years ago?

Ramzy Nasrallah, an Ohio State blogger, gave $5 to James' campaign. A worthy cause, because the donation allowed him to leave a very public message. It's an acrostic, so taking the first letter of every line, you get..."Hooker Killer." Subtle. This, of course, is a reference to the popular urban legend that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU.