After the Cardinals tore the Braves a new asshole in Wednesday’s series-clinching 13–1 Game 5 win, Cards manager Mike Shildt ripped them yet another poop valve in his triumphant, fuck-laden postgame talk in front of his team:
With Wednesday’s victory, the Cardinals’ strange and brief tenure as the lesser of two evils in a series has thankfully come to a close, and we can once again root against them.
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