Carson Palmer Runs For A Touchdown, Eats It

Cardinals quarterback Carson Palmer ran for the game-winning score in Sunday’s game against the 49ers, which was his first rushing touchdown since 2012, so the old man tried one of those celebrations that all the cool players do. He put too much behind his spike, and fell over.
Before Palmer had time to press the button on his Life Alert necklace, teammate Jared Veldheer came over to assist the QB.
The Cardinals won, 19-13. Palmer should just bap next time.
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