You can be happy, the rest of your life, with a Paraguay Girl. Even the Italians, who had to settle for a troubling tie from the scrappy republic known primarily for its political unrest and its chief export, mandals.
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So, sorry Italians and those of you in World Cup auctions who were banking on the easy three-point win this afternoon. Just look at how happy she is? That's top-heavy, bottomless joy, right there.
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