Chris Berman's Comb-Over Has Reached Ernie McCracken Levels

Chris Berman's much-ballyhooed turn at the mic to call a live Monday Night Football game came and went last night, and without much drama. He was better than last year's Mike & Mike experiment, at least, though his reliance on baseball terminology to call a football game was disconcerting and eventually comedic, in the way watching a three-legged dog try to chase a lizard is pure hilarity.