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Chris Mortensen Is Not Well-Liked, According To Sources Close To Adam Schefter

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Benches cleared during yesterday's Tony La Russa thought experiment vs. the Reds, and it had something to do with Brandon Phillips's calling the Cardinals "little bitches" the other day. Watch:

Some folks are calling this a brawl, even though the incident appeared to have all the violence and disputation of a Little League handshake line. La Russa and Dusty Baker were ejected, and thus two men who fill out lineup cards for a living will continue to swing their dicks at each other.


• Stephen Strasburg's pitching line against the Marlins: five doubles, a homer, two walks, six runs, zero fishes, zero loaves in 4 1/3 innings.

• The ever-inventive Craig Robinson of Flip Flop Flyin' has put together a musical history of the Dodgers that I'll just let him explain:

I assigned a music note to a position in the division (ie. a C note equals finishing first in the NL West - or NL prior to the NL West's existence. Lower notes for seasons when the Dodgers finished 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 8th, etc.) Tings equal World Series wins.

• Worth a look: Slate's new Moneygolf series, which, like its namesake, is also partly about computers and fat guys who do nothing but walk.

• And speaking of Chris Mortensen ...

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Good morning. Music Week rolls on.

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