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Confused Old Man On A Rascal Tries To Run Over Referee

A lively old man on a Rascal (also known as a wheelchair, mobility scooter, or Jazzy, depending on your local parlance) nearly took out a referee in a game between FC Oss and Almere City in the Netherlands on Friday night. Edwin van der Graaf reportedly handed out six yellow cards to Oss, the home squad, which almost certainly warrants a Rascal attack. But the great thing about a Rascal attack—especially one that could pass as accidental—is that no one will punish a confused old man on a mobility scooter. He's untouchable.



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