Corny-Ass Kirk Cousins Wants To Trademark The Phrase "YOU VIKE THAT!"

Kirk Cousins— stacker of symbolic rocks, possible griller of literal rocks, extremely well-paid quarterback—recently filed a trademark application for the phrase “YOU VIKE THAT!”

This is so Cousins can be positioned to capitalize just as soon as thousands of Vikings fans make the voluntary choice to start wearing apparel plastered with the phrase “YOU VIKE THAT!”