Kids these days! So reckless, huh? Turns out they're also quite resourceful when it comes to the machines.

Tipster Jeffrey sends in this video of—if we can believe the YouTube caption—one Alex Cohen, out of Penn State, a young man in a green Larry Johnson Knicks jersey. Mr. Cohen gets airborne briefly before finding himself prostrate on a table, with cups of Keystone or some facsimile scattered about. The score for the whole thing? TNT's call of the 2006 NBA Slam Dunk contest.


We sigh only because Mr. Cohen should know by now that stunts like this will not help to wow the young lass in the Penn State sweatshirt, on your right. She'd rather be with the cameraman. He's artsy.

Sprite Beer Pong Slam Dunk Contest [YouTube]