Those of you who were too lazy to read "A Short Story" by Da'Sean Butler 140 characters at a time (or even fully transcribed in this post) are in luck. It's been animated!

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It just like Barney, but it not Barney, knowwhatI'msayin'?

Oh, and Tauntr: It's high time you get cracking on the LaPayower toons, no?

(H/T Tyler Hissey,

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