David Robertson Exhibits Five Stages Of Grief After Watching Gary Sanchez Get Hit In The Dick And Balls

In the top of the sixth inning tonight, Yankees catcher Gary Sanchez was struck in the junk by a foul tip. Here is pitcher David Robertson’s reaction, as captured by Elsa of Getty Images:

Denial: oh, shit, he did not just get hit

Anger: fuuuuuuuuuuck

Bargaining: oh, dear God, if only it were me instead

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Depression: I feel empty, bereft; I cannot express my pain

Acceptance: all is well

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