Dead LettersWelcome to Dead Letters, the feature in which we reprint our favorite reader mail. We should take this moment to remind you that all emails to Deadspin and its editors and writers are on the record unless otherwise specified. Now for your letters. Subject: Babe Ruth
From: Kevin Rooney
To: Samer Kalaf
generational arrogance does not look good on you
Subject: Gay Conservatives
From: Hrair Minassian
To: Lauren Theisen
I’ll get right to the point. You’re a cunt.
Subject: You are a piece of shit and I don’t need to use “false equivalence” lies to prove it. Please get your tubes tied because ignorance is rampant and the world doesn’t need your tainted offspring
From: stratpower57
To: Lauren Theisen
Subject: Article
From: hockcloud
To: Lauren Theisen
Just another example of Democrat bigotry. Obviously you have self confidence issues. I’m a gay conservative man and your statements appall me. Maybe you are oppressed but not me. The gay conservatives are growing and getting stronger, get used to it babe. We are tired of the media and certainly tired of bigotry and refusal to accept opposing viewpoints. Bigotry exists on both sides, including the closed minded media. Trump will win in 2020 and the movement is getting stronger.
That’s me a gay deplorable, one who votes.
And No, I won’t shut the fuck up. Especially when somebody like you tells me. We only get louder.
Trump 2020
Subject: Don’t tell me to shut the F up
From: David Jensen
To: Lauren Theisen
Hello,
I would just like you to stick to your sports reporting cause it is sickening to see you hypocrites tell gay conservatives to shut the F up. Do you think before you type? Do you have any respect for people? You are the problem, not gay conservatives. Please take your own advice and actually be inclusive. Just because conservative gays don’t fit the mould for your narrative that all gays are liberal doesn’t mean conservative gays should shut the F up. Please just get better and don’t spew hate.
Thank you,
David Jensen.
Sent from Mail for Windows 10
Subject: lololol
From: Steven White
To: Lauren Theisen
conservative gays need to shut the fuck up hey? no one cares you kike whore. just go suck some more nigger dick. or maybe go visit a muslim country so they can behead you with their tolerance. no one cares what you think if its not advice on how not to burn the roast honey :)
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Subject: RFK as new stadium
From: Mike Stanley
To: Chris Thompson
You stupid leftist - this will be great for Dc.
Hail Redskins - Hail Trump!
Subject: (no subject)
From: jmarinobaum
To: Chris Thompson
Another angry liberal
Sent from my Verizon LG Smartphone
Subject: Trash
From: Steve Mcpherson
To: Chris Thompson
I’m originally from Texas and a long time Cowboy fan. So I’m not a Redskin fan and definitely not a Snyder fan.
Your personal inflections and obvious hatred for this team and Snyder only detracts and ruins what might have been an interesting article. I stopped reading it when I realized your hateful bias left little credibility that I would be getting the truth or facts.
Writing intelligent and informative articles is for mature adults. You should wait untill your potty mouth trained.
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android
Subject: Get over it
From: mariojorellana
To: Chris Thompson
Get over yourself..it football
Asshloe....every city.gives tax brakes.. to businesses every city like to have a team that’s the price of doing business...and Trump is president
Sent from my Boost Mobile Phone.
Subject: Go fuck yourself you liberal piece of shit
From: Kevin Sluzana
To: Chris Thompson
Subject: (no subject)
From: jeremy singliterrry
To: Chris Thompson
Hello sir, how did you get this dumb ass article on this site? This feels as though it comes from somebody’s basement. Basement under your mom’s house, like you still live there. This was actually in my 5 top stories for me. Dude put more effort into wasting my time, can’t believe I actually sent you an email, 3 more minutes. This sucks! Your article I mean...
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Subject: Re: (no subject)
From: Chris Thompson
To: jeremy singliterrry
Jeremy, what’s this regarding?
Subject: Re: Re: (no subject)
From: jeremy singliterrry
To: Chris Thompson
Can’t even remember but it was in my newatand on that day
Subject: Watch how you address our president, you piece of trash
From: Ronald M.
To: Chris Thompson
That pretty much says it all. I came across your article in question via a search—— and was disappointed that Michael Jordan apparently would stand with a piece of trash like LeBron James—— a treasonous, serial liar, racist, fake-news-provider (the “vandalism” his house allegedly received, et cetera) as opposed to with our reputable Commander-in-Chief—— who is supported by the vast majority of America, just not with feminazis, marriage opponents, treasonous types, thugs, anti-Semitic folks, hack “journalists” (like yourself), et cetera.
Your writing is trash, just like your language is.
Subject: GetALIFE
From: Stephen Reid
To: Chris Thompson
Hey buddy instead of posting high school sports news at 10:30 at night, y dont you get a life. U follow high school sports as a grown man. GET A LIFE
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Subject: Racism
From: sean mulligan
To: Patrick Redford
You are a idiot and if I get a chance I will poop on your head take a picture and hang it on Trumps wall. Looks like the snowflakes do not know what a 5 gallon bucket is for.
Sent from my iPad
Subject: Your article on Harden
From: London
To: Patrick Redford
Do you have to curse all the time!? Stop that SHIT
Subject: Re: Your article on Harden
From: Patrick Redford
To: London
Fuck off
Subject: Re: Re: Your article on Harden
From: London
To: Patrick Redford
You piece of shit. I’ll ruin your career
From: London
To: Patrick Redford
UC Berkeley fratboy scum
Subject: Soccer Player Says It Only Looks Like He Did Nazi Salute
From: Bob Driver
To: Luis Paez-Pumar
In reply to your article titled, “Soccer Player Says It Only Looks Like He Did Nazi Salute Because Of Some Unbelievable Circumstances”:
You are such a faggot.
Subject: Your great knowledge
From: Deby Wintrow
To: Luis Paez-Pumar
Where did you acquire your nifty writing style? Perhaps in 6th grade playing 4 square. Sorry to all the 4 square players out there.
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