Deadspin Does Opening Day, Again

Another day, another Opening Day! Here's your open thread for today's baseball games. And here's some more reading for you while the Red Sox waste time between pitches: Wait, when does the season begin, again? » | The historical events that could have happened in the time it took MLB to start its season » | Congratulations to Mets fans for not selling out Citi Field » | The Marlins did wrong by Muhammad Ali last night » | Get to know MLB's human element » | Baseball Prospectus's forecast »